As an important member of society the bourgeois individual undoubtedly has many places to be and time is money! Therefore, every bourgeois person can relate to the ever present sense of hatred for their fellow man they experience when getting behind the wheel of their car to make the trek to whatever destination they need to get to. Some common stereotypes that often get the blunt end of the hatred are bikers, fat people walking across intersections, the elderly, people that break for yellow lights, trucks/truck drivers and Asians.

I propose the last category be re-examined, especially considering the current economic times that are pushing many out of the bourgeois class. Currently, Asians are often portrayed as not knowing how to drive because they do not follow the rules of the road that “we Americans” – sorry international readers but this blog is primarily focused on the problems plaguing the American Bourgeois Person – adhere to. However, it is rare that the “we Americans” takes to the time to think about the possible decision process behind the Asian driver. Firstly, since the vast majority of “we America” cannot make a distinction between someone from Tawain, China, Japan, Singapore, Myanmar, or Nepal.. I’m just going to discuss the biggest country – China. Did you know that in China cars have the right away. And not only that, but the biggest car has the most power/advantage on the road!!! Think about that all you folks with Hummer’s!! If you went to China you’d actually get the freedom to use your Hummer to it’s full potential. Pedestrian in your way? Fucking nail that bitch! Best off about China’s “on the road” policy is the fact that helping a sick/injured person puts the Good Samaritan at risk of getting sued for insurance purposes. Come on Republicans, I know these are the Christian values you love! Let’s go the way of the Dragon and get to where we need to be on time!